For anyone who feels Katie Holmes should take away Suri Cruise's credit card that she uses to buy candy, meet Honey Boo Boo's mom June. Wanting her daughter to look "beautimous," June has put her daughter on a supermodel plan that features caffeinated energy drinks, cake and pasta. But just remember, it's all "peachy keen!" Get the plan, including how to avoid "vajiggle jaggle," here.
On "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" this week, June decides to prepare her daughter for a pageant. "Good hair and makeup for pageants are fairly, you know, important," said June in tones befitting a discussion of how to obtain a scholarship to Yale. And the seven-year-old demonstrated her workout for looking fabulous in pageants by chirping, "Supermodels look like this." She then showed off her best pageant princess poses and pretenses. To help the entire family stay in shape, they rush off to the VFW hall to play the calorie-burning sport of bingo. ""Bingo and couponing are my sports," boasts June. Ah, that must be the secret to avoiding being overweight, which June refers to as "vajiggle jaggle."
Next up: an encounter with Miss Georgia 2011, Michaela Lackey. This charm school graduate wants to help, so they all head off to a restaurant, so that she and the lucky TV audience can watch Honey Boo Boo gorge on cake, which dribbles from her mouth. When Michaela scolds her, the little girl shrugs it off with the question, "If I don't talk with my mouth full, when'm I gonna talk?" Definitely a wise query, since Honey Boo Boo and her family love to devote non-pageant-training hours to consuming cheese puffs, lemonade made with five gallons of sugar and Chips Ahoy cookies.
Wish you could experience all of this excitement up close and personal? Then y'all head off to the Global Championship Wrestling match in Alabama on September 29, which includes a photo and autograph session with Honey Boo Boo, according to Access Atlanta today. And if you want to take a gift for this Miss-America-in-the-making, stir up some "sketti." Just microwave Country Crock margarine and ketchup over spaghetti noodles to experience the magic. A fat burning review can help you build a clear outline of what you need to focus on to accomplish your fat reduction target if you're a novice; or serve as a reminder for the ones who are at an intermediate or more boost level of their weight-loss plan. Promptly after are seven steps that can serve as methods for your own weight loss program. The first thing that one must understand is that losing weight and losing fat is not the same. Many weight loss programs have tricked people into considering that it is the same, but most diets and weight loss programs only work by resulting in a person's body to eliminate more muscle flesh and water than actual body fat, more help please visit The Fat Loss Factor. And don't forget Honey Boo Boo's supermodel drink, consisting of Red Bull mixed with Mountain Dew.
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